Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category
Bad hair knows no bounds, and while some just have their days, these hair styles had their years – even decades for some. Back in the day, this was how most people wanted to look and actually worked pretty hard at getting the just right details. Then, to the delight of looking back in retrospect at our younger times, we really did walk out of the house in public with these doos. Take a look back in time at some of the worst modern hair styles that fashion made us think looked great – in most cases, a resounding yikes by todays standards.
1. The Comb Over
Men, this is all about you. Hair trends normally are not as harmful to men, because the average male is more concerned with just having their hair. What it actually looks like is secondary – in most cases. The comb-over is one of those times when it is time to admit reality and get a proper hair cut, period. However, men become courageous en masse, and the end results of the comb-over becoming an actual named style are always comical and in some cases downright disastrous.
1. Johnny Depp
Depp has done his best to stay out of the limelight, but in recent years, there wasn’t much he could do to avoid being showered with accolades. From the monstrous hit, Pirates of the Caribbean, Depp has earned three nominations. One for being a pirate, one for being an author, and one for being a demon barber. As Depp balances between quirky characters and box office hits, it is only a matter of time until the Oscar shows up at his door.
And just to be up front about this, the vast majority of these other things are totally weird. But what can you do? I don’t make the logos; I just report on them.
1. The Zune Logo
Look. I told you this wasn’t going to be a particularly classy list. But this might explain a whole lot about the Zune.
Being a twin can either lead to wacky hijinks or completely suck. The 1988 movie “Twins”, for example, is about a pair of unlikely twins accidentally created by scientists. Arnold Schwarzenegger is smart and muscle-y and Danny DeVito is a grossout lowlife. Being the “DeVito Twin” would suck. But for a lot of celebrity siblings, that’s pretty much what they are. Here are the bottom 7 twins of celebrities.
Women get all kinds of advice from magazines from how to dress to how to please a man in the bedroom, and even what to cook for us. And while it’s not all bad (with hotties like Kristen Bell and Jessica Alba on the cover) these mags are lacking much needed male insights. For example, we’re actually not that interested in your hair and we definitely don’t care about your shoes. Don’t get us wrong, we love the heels… we just don’t see why you need so many pairs that quite frankly, to us look the same. But if Women’s magazines were actually written by men, there wouldn’t be so much confusion about what we want. Here are some article titles, written by men that get straight to the point.
In what proved to be one of her lowest-grossing films ever, Barbra Streisand starred Up the Sandbox, a 1972 movie that involved, among other things, armed robbery, tribal fertility music, a terrorist plot to blow up the Statue of Liberty… and one of the ugliest movie posters ever made.
GREENPEACE TRASH CAN – But officer, I care for the environment!
Chris Buck’s Isn’t series takes celebrity look-a-likes and puts them in pop culture scenarios. I found this set on HOW but after seeing the rest of his portfolio I wanted to show them all! His conceptual work and portraiture is so brilliant.
Can anybody else do this? Guy have a great talent!
Words may be considered inherently funny, for reasons ranging from onomatopoeia to phonosemantics. Such words have been used by a range of influential comedians, including W. C. Fields, to enhance the humor of their routines.
For example, the radio panel game I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue includes an occasional round called “Straight Face”, in which the panelists take turns saying a single word. A player is eliminated from the game if anyone in the audience laughs at their word (“even the merest titter”). The winner is the last player standing.
It is part of the mythology of actors and writers that the consonant plosives (so called because they start suddenly or “explosively”) p, b, t, d, k, and g are the funniest sounds in the English language.
According to Douglas Adams, the idea that the answer to “the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything” in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is 42 is funny because it is an “ordinary, smallish” number.[2]
In the 1996 video Caesar’s Writers, former writers for Sid Caesar’s Your Show of Shows discuss a skit in which Imogene Coca places a bet on a roulette wheel. The writers tried out several numbers before deciding “thirty-two” was the funniest number Coca could say.[3] Neil Simon, one of the writers, went on to write Laughter on the 23rd Floor, based on his experiences writing for Caesar. He claimed the 23 in the play’s title was a transposition of 32[citation needed]. Carl Reiner created the Dick Van Dyke Show based on his experiences as a writer for “Your Show of Shows.” In a first season episode, “The Curious Thing About Women,” Morey Amsterdam’s character, Buddy, explains that a package in a comedy skit they are writing should contain 32 pounds of hair, rather than 15, because “32 has always been a funnier number. I hear 32, I get hysterical!”
“Weird Al” Yankovic uses the number 27 prominently in his songs and videos because, according to him, “twenty-seven is a funny number.”[4][5]
On the DVD commentary for the British sitcom I’m Alan Partridge, its writers put forward their own theory of funny numbers, going against the more common view that smaller, specific numbers are funny and instead employing large, round numbers (e.g. “a million pounds”). Steve Coogan, creator and star of the sitcom, said in an interview: “… like the number 37. Everyone uses that as a funny number. It’s used quite a lot as a random comedy number, like ‘that’s the 37th time this has happened.’ People should use random numbers more. Like ‘fifty.’ Alan Partridge’s assistant is fifty. That was her age. And it sounded funny; I would say, ‘this is my assistant Lynn, fifty.’ “[6]
I will use this for my next car, genius combination! 
It’s really awesome, what are you think? I like it!
Merry Xmas and happy holidays from Youtube animals!
Cat’s really don’t care for your… needs! Click on image for bigger!
1. Megan Fox Rejects Rose Boy
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Really interesting gallery, dog’s sniffing celebrities… Great Photoshop work!
Everyone who completes their nursing education has had some experience with mathematical concepts. For most of us, the experience wasn’t a pleasurable one. We remember the drams, grams, scruples, and liter conversions. But with nursing education now adjoining the main line of the collegiate academic world, one more mathematical dreadnought has surfaced. The study of statistical data, or statistics as it is affectionately coined by the learner, is critical to quantify our clinical nursing practice through the appliance of re- search. It is the methodology which Florence Nightingale first employed to spot the standards for quality patient care AND those of nursing.
From the instant that the course syllabus is distributed, the student wonders, What am I doing here? and, So what now? The course terminology is completely foreign and unclear and begins to whirl around in your brain.
Being a female is not for the faint of heart. I’ve been one all my life and I can speak from hard earned experience. From the time we’re born, we’re adorned with cute bows in our hair and little undies with ruffles going across our backside. Some of us have our ears pierced before we even know we have ears.
When girls reach toddler age, we have all kinds of fun toys to introduce us to the world of hair and makeup. Little Tikes has a purse full of curlers, toy lipstick and nail polish, and even a little compact. There’s little feather boas and hats, and little glittery high heels. Our toddlers can dress up like a blind drag queens while they push their baby dolls in the stroller.
Samsam Bubbleman fell in love with bubbles in 1989. He has created his own special and especially good bubble-making mixture, (a secret!) which has helped him to set two different records – one record for fitting 50 people into one of his bubbles a couple of years ago, and one record for fitting 66 bubbles within a bubble…
It all started when my wife was pregnant and we were at Border’s. We were walking by the help desk and I stopped and asked the employee to look up a book title for me. “Excuse me, but I’m looking for a book entitled, “How to NOT be a Dead Beat Dad.” This obviously embarrassed my wife, but I got great enjoyment out of watching the employee type in the ridiculous title in the computer. I was referred to visit their Family section. I got such a kick out of it, that I make it a habit to ask for interesting sounding titles whenever we head over to the book store. If your like me and find the book store a little stuffy and boring, this may be a good way to add a little excitement to your next visit.
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Evolutionary biologists and anthropologists discovered three gender interactions that are primarily responsible for defining the male sense of humor. As you read them, please keep in mind that what currently passes for “civilized behavior” is a very recent (and imperfectly mastered) development in the 200,000-year history of the human race. Read the rest of this entry »
I am happy to say that so far this year, I have been pretty regularly getting to the gym (using the stronglifts 5×5 program – it’s awesome!). While it has been great for my health, the experience has lead me to repeatedly observe some stupid behaviors totally lacking in common courtesy that I just don’t understand. Here are the five most egregious:
1) Not Re-Racking Weights
Simple rule: If you use a weight, put it back. If it’s a dumbbell, replace it to the dumbbell rack. If it’s a plate, take it off the bar you just used and put it back on the rack. And yet weights are constantly left on bars and strewn around the gym. What the hell people?? It’s not that hard! Read the rest of this entry »
What every girl can to with her brand new car? See this gallery and find out!
When you do some tattoo at your body it’s mean that you want some nice art, which you can show to everyone, but check out this art…
Some kids are really hilarious… 
