Why would anyone want to get Britney’s worst phase permanently on their skin? Luckily for Britney, hair grows back unfortunately for the owner of this tattoo, ink is for ever.

This tattoo of Pope John Paul II looks so real it even got a first prize in a Brazilian Tattoo convention.

Out of all the stupid things this guy could have had tattooed on himself, he decided to go with Frank Zappa picking his nose.

The ultimate science tattoo: Jack Newton, 23, decided to have his right leg inked with the theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking’s face after reading his best-selling book A Brief History of Time.

Apparently, celebrity tattoos are for amateurs. Real fandom means tattooing a celebrity’s adopted offspring in a prominent and permanent place on one’s body. Andy Bowling, a 42 year old Texan man, has got both Brad and Maddox tattooed on his body.

Tattoo of Henry David Thoreau sitting on a pumpkin, surrounded by his famous pronouncement “I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion” typeset - well, inked, rather - in Webster Italic WF from the Minuteman Printshop.

This person has Harry Potter portrayed in his limb!

This guy grew up watching Bob Ross with his Grandmother. After she passed away he got this as a funny reminder of their time together. How sweet!

Man with Madonna Tattoo Postcard by Photographer David LaChapelle. I bet Madonna would love this tattoo.

We know everybody loves Oprah, but this tattoo is far off the limits.

Pretty girl + Hope Poster + Tattoo = not a very nice combination.

A tattoo is a marking made by inserting indelible ink into the layers of skin to change the pigment for decorative or other reasons. Tattoos on humans are a type of decorative body modification, while tattoos on animals are most commonly used for identification or branding.

Tattooing has been practiced worldwide. The Ainu, the indigenous people of Japan, traditionally wore facial tattoos. Today one can find Berbers of Tamazgha (North Africa), M?ori of New Zealand, and Atayal of Taiwan with facial tattoos. Tattooing was widespread among Polynesian peoples and among certain tribal groups in the Taiwan, Philippines, Borneo, Mentawai Islands, Africa, North America, South America, Mesoamerica, Europe, Japan, Cambodia, New Zealand and Micronesia. Despite some taboos surrounding tattooing, the art continues to be popular in many parts of the world.

from oddee.com

These are weirdest, most ill-conceived toys from around the globe. If you’re about to say that they’re “weird” only because of our own xenophobic ignorance of other cultures, well, we have two words for you: Poop toys. You’ll see. Surprisingly, not all of these are from Japan.

Road kill cat - every child will love this toy…

Some crappy creature, I don’t have idea what is it?

Is this really baby? From microwave?

Another weird toy, some girl or what?

We continue to travel to company headquarters. Google, Youtube, Yandex and a couple of other places and now we caught this photo in Facebook.

See where is difference between animals and humans in this gallery!

This is the same woman who could put up with me dragging our pet cats around the house in laundry baskets while I gave them a “tour” of our home. Usually this was done at the top of my lungs because for some reason I thought our cats couldn’t hear me unless I spoke loud enough for them to cringe and fold their ears back.

So like the dutiful child, I take her to the endless stream of doctor visits, tests and prescriptions. I go in and try to keep her prescriptions and ailments straight. My Mom has arthritis that I’m convinced has completely taken over everything on her body except her toenails.

This causes her to no longer walk but shuffle along at slightly slower than the speed of smell. I can’t help but think of the younger version of this woman that now shuffles along behind me. She was able to run me down in the grocery store like a leopard on a gazelle. I was never able to get to the end of the store isle before she had me by the shoulder, dragging me back to the cart and telling me to “wait till we got home”. Which always struck a chord terror with me. Even though my Mother was a screamer, not a hitter. So nothing ever happened when “we got home”, but it always worked with me, every time. I guess a Mother’s best advantage is a child’s short term memory.

At the last doctor’s visit, we were told my Mom has to have a “procedure” to help with the pain in her back. We no longer have a specific type of operation, she’s hit the age where everything’s a “procedure”.

So we get to the hospital at six in the morning. They send my Mom to the back to get prepped and I’m left in the waiting room with stale coffee and a National Geographic from 1978. After a little bit a nurse comes out to get me so that I can see my Mom before they begin. I went through the swinging double doors and I saw my Mom trundling down the hall of the hospital, wearing a hospital gown, holding a urine sample in her hand like it was a cup of punch and she was working the room like a social butterfly.

She was so casual holding her own urine in that Dixie cup, you could tell, this was not our first rodeo. Both she and I have become more familiar with urine samples since she was asked to take one and bring it in to her doctor on our next visit. They gave her a cup with a lid. My Mom is terrible at lids. I found that out when we got to the Dr.’s office and her purse was soaked. The urine sample had not been sealed tight enough and had spilled all over her purse, it even shorted out the little electronic Yahtzee game she keeps in her purse. Thankfully that was the last time they ever asked for a sample from home, and the Yahtzee game recovered after it dried out.

I soon realized the tables were turning. Instead of taking care of me in the diaper, it was her turn to be on the receiving end of the care and sporting the diaper. At least we haven’t hit the full diaper stage yet. We both still try to keep our sense of humor thru it all. If you can’t laugh about things, then you’re in worse shape than you originally thought. I have to get to bed early tonite. Tomorrow’s going to be an early morning start, we have another “procedure” to go to.

Lifelong writer finally turning pro. I write articles, short stories, essays, blogs, you name it. I love research and finding out things I didn’t know before. I’m straight forward, often humorous, always on point.

I walked slowly up my sister-in-law’s driveway. I was holding a huge banana pudding, the only dessert my then mother-in-law trusted me enough to make. My mind was racing with excuses. Should I fake a fall in the driveway? Or a stomach ache after dinner started ?

I followed my husband and our two kids through the back door and into the kitchen. The smell of overcooked turkey and neglected cat box immediately hit me. I placed my banana pudding on the washing machine next to my sister in law’s annual gelatinous mystery that no one would eat. The house was very small. And that day, the house is filled to the walls with my in-laws. Everyone was there, the ones I saw regularly and the ones that only seemed to show up when there is food involved. I edged myself sideways through the cramped dining room searching for my husband and kids. I only stopped occasionally to answer the usual questions, “Yes, we’re both still working”, “No we don’t plan on any more kids”, “I haven’t seen him since he got out of jail”, and so on.

I found my husband in a very animated conversation with is brother, who lived in Detroit. His brother’s girlfriend was drunk already and starting to hug people. I thought to myself that this has to be a record; she usually waits until after she has words with my mother-in-law. His last girlfriend would just scream at you when she got drunk this one is affectionate instead. I decide I don’t want a hug and made my way back to the kitchen where my mother in law was chewing out my sister in law because she’s eaten all the skin off the turkey. Just when I had decided to get a stomach ache, my mother in law shouted “Come and get it.”

I found myself shoved aside into the refrigerator by my step-brother in law’s pregnant girlfriend. She announced that both she and the baby are starving. I stood back and watched the relatives descend on the kitchen counter like a pack of wild animals. I suddenly saw husband jockeying for a place in the food line. He got a plate for each of our children. I had yet, and would never learn enough survival skills to hold my own at the buffet line with my in laws. I wait until both the kids have finished eating and announce to my husband that I feel a severe headache coming on. (Which by that time, is no lie).

As I searched for our coats on my sister in law’s bed, I saw my stepbrother in law sitting at the dining room table with his leg raised over his head and a cigarette lighter held to his rear end. He announced proudly that everyone should look because he’s getting ready to “Light One!”. I rushed out of my sister in law’s bedroom with the kid’s coats in my hand. Grabbing each child’s arm in each of my hands I said good bye to all the relatives between the bedroom door and the back door. I lied to my mother in law what fun I had and make a break for the car. On the ride home, I thought of how thankful I am that it is over. And through the magic of divorce and my ex’s affection for other women, I now look forward to the holidays. Secure in the knowledge that when the craziness starts, from now on, I’m the ringleader.

The very quite old couple, one was in a wheelchair and the other hooked up to oxygen. So I was guessing they didn’t have many “raise the roof” noisy things going on. I automatically re-thought the firecrackers I had planned on throwing into the bonfire I had planned for that night. As a result of my encounter with my neighbor, I learned that just because you’re out in the boonies, you cannot make as much noise as you want.

My property is surrounded by cow field, with the exception of my neighbor’s small lot off to my side. It was my third week in my new place when I woke up to at least ten cows in my yard. My first reaction was of excitement, so I immediately woke my kids up to share our new visitors. We gathered on the back porch marveling at the new, wonderous site.

Later that day, when the cows had dispersed, I went out to mow. I found out quickly that a yard like mine turned my weekends into an endless cycle of mowing, raking and trimming. I had this privilege because my children were not yet old enough to help me. I roared my old faithful into life and started out. I had only mowed a few yards when I spotted a fresh “cow pie” left by one of that mornings visitors.

I hesitated for a moment, trying to think of what to do with it. I decided that if I mow over it, it will be dispersed over the yard by the mower blades. So I proceeded over the cow pie. I was on top of it with the mower when a large piece of it flew out the back of the mower and hit me right on the shin. It was a mixture of pain and disgust that made me let go of the mower. The mower immediately shut off, so I ran to the water hose and rinsed my leg off.

When I returned to the mower, it wouldn’t start. I tried pulling the cord and messing with the choke, but nothing. I flipped the mower over and found the entire blade and under workings jammed. The cow pie had rendered my mower useless. I tried hosing it off and scraping at it with a stick, but the cow pie was like adhesive. Luckily my dear, old neighbor took pity on me and waddled across my yard to look at the mower for me.

He instructed me that the mower needed to be taken apart and cleaned, then re-assembled. He then trundled back across to his yard, where he sat in his lawn chair, on his perfectly manicured, inch high grass. I was secretly hoping that he would offer to do this un-pleasant task for me, but I found quickly that chivalry is indeed dead. At least when it comes to pressure washing cow poo off your mower.

Like I said before, the property I purchased was in a small town. The kind of town that has one red light and gossip gets around faster than local transit. Being the “new comer” in town, I received the same round of questions from the locals everywhere I went. “Where you from?”, “Who’re you related to?”, “Who are/were you married to?” and so on .

Being divorced with two children, I felt like I could not answer these questions properly without completely giving my interrogator a full rundown of my personal life from the past two years. But I quickly found out by the blank stare looking back at me that I needed to condense my answer into something a little more “user friendly”. I toyed around with answers like “I was hatched and recently dropped out of the sky with no prior personal attachments”.

But I realized that when you live in a small community, friends and family are very important. In the old days they were essential to your very survival. So I began to understand the need to get to know me was more than mere curiosity. I saw it as the beginning of acceptance into the community.

I can honestly say after living in my town for thirtheen years, I have not completely blended in. And I don’t really have the desire to, every town needs an odd ball, and I’ve settled in to that role quite comfortably.

Do not be fooled by gadgets, fashion, food, unique products, fancy labels and everything that promises a 6 pack of ABS with little or no effort. There are dozens of non-truths and lies that it is in circulation that innocent people like you and me, bought over the years only to be disappointed at the end.

You must know what to avoid FROST:

1st Eating foods that actually slow down your metabolism.

2nd Ensure that the “wrong” kind of cardiovascular exercise to burn fat

3rd The exercise in the same way every day

4th Food restrictive diet

5th The consumption of foods labeled “healthy” but in reality they continue their efforts to burn fat

6th Workout that is not so RAPID burn away body fat as other exercises

7th Only the top-ABS, ABS, neglecting the lowest level

8th Identification of training. They have more muscle that only your abs!

9th Training and power without a valid plan

10th Use machines and gadgets to lose time

11th It remains stuck on a plateau

12th The regulations, which your body think it’s la Faim

13th Eat the same Livensmittel, day after day

14th Fad diets that will cause you to be fatter in the long run

15th Performing heart on an empty stomach

The secret to wash the ABS is really no secret at all. If you want to develop an attitude, sexy size was proud to bottom, the answer is simple. Yes, you have to do a variety of exercises to develop your abdominal muscles, all your abdominal muscles! You can not be avoided. But the perception is not sufficient. Draw your abdominal muscles.  The other very important in view of a 6 pack of ABS is a good nutritional status plan to maximize their bodies from the burning of calories as possible in order to burn fat all day and all night.

Yes, you can eat food that actually stimulate them to increase bodies metabolism so that you burn calories.

At the end you will not find her 6 pack of ABS, without a program that includes healthy eating and exercise in combination.

Junk Food is not the end, when all is the taste. This is food that has focused on the point and is now an American life. It is a term for a food, as unhealthy and has a low or low nutritional value.

In general, poor food quality is very attractive with the addition of food additives and colors to the taste, texture, appearance.  However, there is a company called “parents against junk food, which is a non-profit organization with a simple mission: to end the sale of junk food in schools in America.

There is a widespread belief that junk food not contain fatty acids that the body needs to meet his body, the skin. It is recommended that. Nutritional supplements in the form of vitamins should be every day, if custom can not be broken.

The agency is also a lack of protein, fiber and other nutrients necessary for a healthy diet, and consumption of products considered junk food with numerous health problems, including obesity.

Similarly, breakfast cereals are often regarded as healthy,  but have a high degree of sugar or salt. The offspring of rats fed fatty, processed foods have a high level of fat in their bloodstresma and around major organs even after adolescence.

The number of overweight or obese in Britain, children aged two o’clock-15 o’clock has increased by nearly 30% in recent years. Change your diet and exercise is step in the right direction and should replace the fat with body flexible and strong, but can not change your weight (muscle weighs more). In fact,the needle on the scale of weights could not turn at all but the heads of friends probably. To lose weight, you’re in junk junk food.

We all know that junk food is simple and inexpensive in comparison to the quality of raw materials (vegetables, organic meat, dairy products, fruit).

Apart from obesity, another important is that food is bad rashes, eczema and psoriasis. It was reported that 25% of children under five suffer eczema compared to less than 3% for the first 50 years of junk food is so frequent.

The answer of course is to change your diet as junk food equals junk skin.

Here’s how to lose a jean size in a week or possibly less. I’m not going to ask you to completely torture yourself in the gym or in the kitchen. This only requires small adjustments. You may actually be doing these things, but with the adjustments I’m about to share with you, you’re going to get much better and quicker results.

Lose a Jean Size in a Week

1. Do bodyweight squats

Ok, maybe you’re doing these or maybe you’re doing squats with a barbell. Here’s what you want to do to make this a great fat loss exercise. Do these fast… FAST. For beginners, have a goal of say 100 total squats. To get there, do 20-25 squats as fast as you can. Lean a little bit forward while keeping your back straight. You should feel this great in your butt.

Touch the ground when in the lower position. Never cheat this movement by not squatting down far enough.

Try for 4 sets of 25 reps. Rest 45-60 seconds between sets. Total time will be less than 7 minutes. Your legs, lungs, and butt will get most of the benefits from this. Because this creates an oxygen deficit due to it’s speed, this is great for burning off fat from your waist, hips, and legs. Do these everyday.

2. Eat eggs often

I hope you didn’t buy into the “egg scare” years ago. What nonsense. Eggs are perhaps the best thing you can eat… and they DON’T raise your cholesterol. Eggs are known to have the highest quality protein of all foods. That may be debatable, but just know this. Eggs are good for you and they’re great for weight loss.

The best thing to do is eat them in the morning… which is convenient since they’re considered a breakfast food. But you may also want to consider eating them at lunch and dinner sometimes. I usually eat 4 meals a day… and 2 of them have eggs in them.

Do these 2 things and there’s a good chance you’ll be able to lose a jean size in a week.

Many babies develop waxy scabs on the scalp and forehead, called “cradle cap” or “seborrhea.” Daily scrubbing with mild soap and a wash cloth will usually keep this under control.

Small, red, blotchy “birthmarks” on the eyelids and back of the neck are so common that they are called “stork bites.” They usually show up when the baby is between 1 and 4 weeks old. They go away by themselves after a year or so, and cause no trouble of any kind. There is nothing to do but wait.

Bright red raised “strawberry marks” are also quite common. They appear after one or two months, grow rapidly for a few months, stop growing and gradually disappear. Unless your baby has one that is particularly large or in a spot where it is constantly being irritated, it is best to let it go away by itself.

Large areas of pale blue discoloration, called “mongolianspots” are common, especially on the trunk of dark skinned infants. They become less obvious as the child grows older and have no importance.

Diaper Rash—Urine and bowel movements are irritating to the skin, especially when they stay in contact with the skin for a long time.

Prevent diaper rash by changing diapers frequently, by rinsing the diaper area with clean water at each diaper change, by rinsing diapers thoroughly after washing, and by applying a layer of zinc oxide paste (you can buy it at any drug store) to any irritated area.

If your baby gets a diaper rash in spite of this, you should:

* Leave off the plastic pants (or plastic covered disposable diapers) except when absolutely necessary. Using 2 or more cloth diapers at nap time and at night will make this less messy.
* Leave the diaper area completely uncovered for a few hours each day (nap time or early evening is most convenient); put a couple of diapers under the baby to prevent soiling.
* Apply a thin layer of zinc oxide paste to any irritated area after cleansing at each diaper change.

When to Worry—Any pimple or rash that gets bright red and enlarges, or that develops blisters or pus, may be the beginning of an infection that will need medical care. You can soak such a rash with a washcloth or towel wrung out in warm water, and keep it clean by washing with mild soap and water twice a day. If it gets worse, or if it doesn’t get better in 24 to 48 hours, you should get medical advice.

Any rash that looks like bleeding or bruising in the skin should be seen by a doctor promptly (unless you know it really is a group of bruises).

Legs and Feet

Most babies’ legs and feet don’t look “normal” until the child has been walking for several years! The feet seem to turn in or out in the first year of life. By age 12 to 18 months the legs look bowed.

Almost all of these funny-looking feet and legs are perfectly normal and will gradually straighten out as babies run, play and climb. If you can move the foot easily into a “normal” looking position, and if the foot moves freely when the baby kicks and struggles, it is almost certainly a normal foot that developed a bend or twist while the baby was sitting on it during your pregnancy.

You won’t cause bowed legs by pulling your baby into a standing position or letting your baby walk or stand “too early.” Also, babies won’t walk any sooner by being placed in a walker—which usually isn’t much fun for babies anyway.

Umbilical Hernia—Swollen Navel

About one-fourth of all babies develop a swelling at the navel. This usually grows rapidly for several months, then grows with the baby for several months, then gets smaller and disappears. Large hernias may not go away until the child is 4 to 6 years old. The bulge often gets tight or tense when the baby cries or coughs.

Since these hernias almost always go away if they are left alone for long enough, there is no reason to have them repaired by surgery. They almost never cause any kind of trouble or pain. Occasionally a 4- to 6-year-old child may be embarrassed by a particularly large hernia, and it can be repaired at that time. By waiting, you will almost certainly save your baby an unpleasant and unnecessary operation.

Genitals

The boy’s penis and scrotum and the girl’s clitoris and labia are usually rather large at birth. They get slightly smaller over the next few weeks.

A girl may have a slight white creamy discharge from her vagina in the first few weeks, which is normal. It should become less and less and should not irritate the skin. Get medical advice if it becomes worse or if she develops a discharge after the first week or two. Any bulge or lump in a girl’s genitals should be checked by a doctor.

One or both of a boy’s testicles may seem particularly large, and be surrounded by a water sac or “hydrocele.” Hydroceles are painless, cause no harm and go away without treatment, usually within a few months. Seek medical care for any swelling in the groin, and seek medical care immediately for any painful swelling in the groin or testicles.

If you want your boy circumcised, have it done while you are still in the hospital. It is not necessary, and it should almost never be done as a special operation once you and he have left the hospital (except for religious circumcisions).

A circumcision should heal completely within a week to 10 days. The tip of a circumcised boy’s penis may become irritated by the diaper. Put a little vaseline or zinc oxide paste on the irritated area each time you change the diaper.

If your boy is not circumcised, don’t try to pull the skin back over the tip of the penis. It will hurt and irritate. As he grows the skin will gradually loosen until it will pull back with ease (it sometimes takes as long as 3 or 4 years).

Sucking

Most babies get their thumbs and fingers in their mouths and suck on them. Many seem to find it especially enjoyable and do it often. It causes no harm and can be ignored.

Some parents don’t like the looks of thumb and finger sucking and substitute a pacifier for the thumb. This also is fine and the pacifier can be thrown away toward the end of the first year. But don’t substitute the pacifier for the attention, food or diaper changes that your baby wants and needs when he or she is crying! And don’t use a bottle of formula or juice as a pacifier!

Crossed Eyes

When awake and alert, your baby’s eyes should look straight at you. One may turn in or out slightly when your baby is particularly tired, but both eyes should work together almost all of the time. If not, seek medical advice at your baby’s next checkup. Don’t be fooled by a wide nose which may make the eyes look as if they are turning in.

Very Frequent Urination

Most babies urinate nearly every hour until they are 2 or 3 months old, every 2 or 3 hours for the rest of the first year, and will sometimes urinate 2 or 3 times in a very short period. However, you should tell the doctor at the next checkup:

* If your young baby never seems to go more than one-half hour without urinating;
* If your older baby seldom goes more than an hour without urinating;
* If your baby strains hard to urinate; or
* If urine always comes out in a weak trickle or very fine tight stream.

Colds

Many babies have a slightly stuffy, rattly noise in their noses nearly all the time. This is not a cold; it just seems to be the way they are made. It will become less and less noisy and noticeable as your baby gets older and the air passages of the nose get larger. Your baby will also learn to clear the nose by sniffling. Don’t use cold remedies for such a baby. You may be able to reduce the noise by sucking out the nose several times a day with a small rubber bulb called a nasal syringe.

Most babies will have 2 or 3 real colds in the first year and a perfectly normal baby may have 8 or 9. During colds, most babies become a little fussy and lose part of their normal appetite. Their noses run with clear watery material, which becomes thick and sticky in a few days. Their eyes may get red; they may cough and make a lot of noise when they breathe. They may have fever. The whole thing may last only 4 or 5 days or as long as 2 or 3 weeks, and a cough may take 4 or 5 weeks to disappear completely.

Neither you nor your doctor can do much about it except keep your baby as comfortable as possible. If your baby seems uncomfortable with aches and pains, give half a baby aspirin 3 or 4 times a day. Use the nasal syringe to clear the nose when stuffiness causes discomfort.

When You Should Worry—If your baby seems very weak and sick, has no energy to even cry loudly, nurses poorly, doesn’t want over half of the usual bottle, doesn’t wake up to be playful for even a short time—then you should seek medical care quickly.

How sick your baby acts tells much more about how serious the illness might be than anything else. If your baby has a high fever and a cough, but takes some of the bottle eagerly and wants to play, you don’t have to worry. But if your baby is listless; weak; uninterested in attention, play or the bottle; you should get medical advice.

If your baby has labored breathing, you should get medical care promptly—day or night. Labored breathing means working so hard at breathing—getting the air in and out—that there is no energy left for anything else, even for nursing or for playing. Making a lot of noise breathing is not important, but having to work very hard to breathe is!

If your infant cries or moans as if in pain for several hours during a cold, you should get this checked by a doctor. If he or she is just fussy and goes to sleep after you give comfort and/or half a baby aspirin, you need not worry. But painful cries should not be ignored.

You will probably want to check with a doctor the first few times your baby has a bad cold, but you will soon learn what to expect with colds and how to treat them.

You really can’t do much to prevent colds. Colds are most contagious—most easily passed from one person to another—during the few days before the signs of a cold appear. Once you have had a cold for a day or two, you are unlikely to give it to someone else. So keeping your baby away from people with signs of a cold will not help much.

Fever

Fever is the body’s natural response to many infections. If your baby has a fever, there is something wrong. But how high the fever is doesn’t tell you anything about how serious the sickness is. If an infant with a high fever is playful and cheerful, the sickness is not likely to be serious and you need not worry. A child with only a slight fever or no fever who appears to be sick and weak needs medical attention. Fever should warn you to watch carefully, but it doesn’t tell you how sick your child may be.

Many babies will have a fever with every cold. Many have a fever for a day or two with no other signs of illness except tiredness and fussiness.

Most of the time an infant with a fever needs no special treatment. Give plenty to drink and take off any extra sweaters or blankets. If your baby seems uncomfortable or particularly jittery, give one-half a baby aspirin every 6 hours if your child is 3 to 8 months old. Give one-half a baby aspirin every 4 hours if your baby is 9 to 18 months old. Aspirin will reduce the fever, but fever itself does no harm. Use aspirin for pain and discomfort. Leave the fever untreated unless the baby seems uncomfortable.

If your child has a fever you can’t explain for 4 or 5 days in a row, you should seek medical advice even if he or she doesn’t seem very sick.

Vomiting

Your baby may vomit during a cold or fever—or have an illness which may have vomiting, or vomiting and diarrhea, as its only signs.

When your baby vomits, don’t give anything to eat or drink for one hour. Then give one-half ounce of cold sweet juice, tea with sugar or soft drink. Repeat this half-ounce feeding every 10 or 15 minutes for an hour. Give 1-ounce feedings every 10 or 15 minutes for the next hour, and 2-ounce feedings as often as your baby wants them for the following hour. If there is no more vomiting, it is now safe to give small amounts of cereal, formula, crackers or toast. But don’t give more than 2 ounces to drink at one time until there has been no vomiting for 6 hours.

If vomiting occurs after you start this routine, wait one hour and start again at the beginning with half-ounce feedings.

If your infant continues to vomit for more than one day or seems very sick and weak, you should get medical advice.

Care of a Sick Child

Don’t worry if a sick child doesn’t want to eat, but be sure to give plenty to drink. If there is a fever or diarrhea, your baby may be particularly thirsty. Give only the usual amount of milk and offer water, juice or soft drinks in between.

Let your baby decide how much exercise and sleep are needed. Babies who want to be up and playing can be allowed to do so. Babies who are sick enough to need extra rest will soon lie down and fall asleep by themselves. Better a happy child playing quietly than a child screaming in the crib because someone said, “Your baby’s sick and should be kept in bed.”

Try to keep your baby comfortable. This often means fewer blankets and clothes rather than more, especially for a child with a fever. There is nothing wrong with outdoor air or with automobile trips—provided your baby is comfortably dressed and allowed to rest when necessary.
Source: http://www.healthguidance.org/authors/479/Jeff-Beaumont

Jeff Beaumont