10. Shamrocks

Of course with St. Patrick’s Day comes the massive appearance of shamrocks. Whether you’re wearing one pinned to your lapel or you have them on your socks, shamrocks have definitely become a central symbol for this day. In the olden days in Ireland, the shamrock was seen as sacred. Due to its green color and overall shape, many believed it to represent rebirth and life. The four leaves of the clover represent faith, love, hope, and of course, luck. Because of this, the shamrock has continued to be very popular in the Irish culture. When the Irish were under control of the English, many silent protests were held, and each person would wear a shamrock pinned to their shirt. From then on the shamrock has became a very well-known symbol that represents Ireland and the Irish people.

9. Prohibition in Ireland. Really?

When you think of March 17, you almost surely will think of beer, and when you think of someone Irish, you probably think of beer and pubs as well. But, in the history of Ireland, beer wasn’t always a given on this widely-celebrated day. in 1903, a member of the Irish parliament, James O’Mara introduced a new bill that called to recognize St. Patrick’s Day as a religious observation in Ireland. However, because this was made a law, this meant that all of the local pubs had to close; therefore, no beer was readily available. So for 67 years, the Irish suffered through a total shut down of all pubs until 1970 when the law was overturned and the holiday was no longer a religious observance, but a national holiday.

8. Only Three Countries Truly Care

While many countries all over the world celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, from the U.S. to Australia to Argentina and South Korea, only a very select few countries have actually made this day a public holiday for everyone. First, the very tiny island sometimes known as “Emerald Island of the Caribbean,” Montserrat, is one of three countries that publicly celebrate the holiday. This is due to the high number of Irish refugees that came from Nevis and St. Kitts to the island. So to commemorate them, the holiday is celebrated. The holiday is also considered to be a public one in Newfoundland and Labrador. Here the holiday is celebrated to remember a failed slave uprising that occurred in 1798. And of course, last but not least, Ireland has made March 17 a public holiday as well.

7. Yes, Hallmark Makes Some Money Too

We all know about Hallmark and their greetings that are perfect for some of the most prized holidays such as Christmas, Mother’s Day, and even Valentine’s Day. If you’ve ever given someone a card, or received a card yourself, you’ve probably opened one that was closed by Hallmark’s famous gold seal. Though it seems crazy, on St. Patrick’s Day, Hallmark usually sells anywhere from 8-15 million St. Patrick’s Day cards each year. But, offering these cards to the public isn’t anything new for Hallmark. According to their website, the company has been offering these green cards since the early 1920s, and there is always a wide selection to choose from, usually between 100-150 cards each year.

6. So does McDonalds

If you’ve ever taken a look at McDonald’s “dessert” menu, to put it lightly, you’ve surely seen the pies, ice cream, cookies, and probably even one of those fruit parfaits. You’ve probably also noticed the varying milkshakes that McDonald’s offers, especially during certain holidays and seasons. Usually around the end of February or beginning of March, McDonalds offers its Shamrock Shake. Of course the milkshake is nothing but a green color that tastes like mint. First served in 1970, the shake had become very popular in the U.S., Canada, and Ireland but today is mostly popular in the U.S. Prices of the shake have about doubled in the last decade, and new additions are often added. Recently, McDonalds has served the shakes with whipped cream topped with a cherry.

5. Evacuation Day

With every event that occurs, there’s usually some sort of coincidence to it, and St. Patrick’s Day is no exception. In a few counties in Massachusetts, the state with the largest amount Irish population (about one-fourth), there is a celebration of a day known as Evacuation Day. Mainly the day is celebrated in Somerville, Cambridge, and Suffolk County. While Boston is already well known for its celebration of St. Patrick’s Day, Evacuation Day is important as well. Coincidentally the holiday falls on March 17, but it does commemorate a very special event in Irish history. On March 17, 1876, the British forces left Boston after troops headed by Henry Knox and George Washington placed heavy artillery around the city. To celebrate this significant event, counties in Massachusetts made the day a holiday in 1901. However, the holiday is usually under heavy fire, as some see it as a waste of money, as workers are paid for a day off.

4. Snakes in an Ocean

We’ve all heard one Irish folklore story or another, especially those centered on St. Patrick. One very popular story is that St. Patrick was able to chase all of the snakes out of Ireland where they then drowned in the ocean. However, when it comes down to it, St. Patrick didn’t chase any snakes out of anywhere, nor can you take folklore literally. In all reality, there has never been any record of snakes living anywhere near the Emerald Isle. Instead, figurative language was often used in these folklores, and in this case, the serpents more than likely represented druid and pagan religions that slowly disappeared from Ireland over a period of centuries after St. Patrick is said to have placed the seeds of Christianity there.

3. New York Has More Irish Pride

With a holiday all about the Irish, you’d probably think that the biggest and most widely known celebrations come from nowhere else but Ireland. However, as history shows, Ireland isn’t the country that tops the list with Irish pride, at least not when it comes to celebration and festivities. After decades of studying, no one has found the exact time when St. Patrick’s Day was first widely celebrated. The first known depiction of the holiday comes from a man named Jonathan Swift, who mentions a 1713 celebration taking place in London. The only thing mentioned is a day where Westminster Parliament was given a holiday and that buildings were decorated in green. In 1762 in New York City, the first parade honoring this holiday took place. Today it stands as the largest celebration and parade in the U.S. Almost 3 million people come to see the parade, with contains over 150,000 people that span a mile and a half long.

2. Green or Blue?

Though green is a very popular color on St. Patrick’s Day, the original color that was very popular and often related back to St. Patrick was not green, but blue. However, in today’s world, if you’re without an ounce of green, expect a pinch! In Irish folklore, green is known as being worn by immortals and fairies, and often signified new life and crop growth. Some even say that wearing green is considered to be unlucky as it is known to represent a time in Irish history when Ireland was not a free country. Blue came into the picture long ago when the military men wore “St. Patrick’s Blue” in their uniforms. The blue is also represented during the time when Henry VIII was declared King of Ireland and the flag used was a gold harp on a blue background. But today, green is the prominently known and worn color. In Chicago, the Chicago River is dyed green using 40 pounds of green vegetable dye.

1. St. Patrick Wasn’t Irish

Because St. Patrick’s Day is so popular in Ireland, and all you really ever hear about on the date is Irish this Irish that, you probably just assume that St. Patrick is well…Irish. However, your assumption would be wrong. St. Patrick was actually Scottish and was said to be either born in Scotland or Wales. Even more shocking is that his name wasn’t even Patrick. His birth name is actually Maewyn Succat. However, at the age of 16, he was kidnapped and sold into Irish slavery. Later on in time he became a priest under bishop of Auxerre and took on the name Patricius, better known as Patrick. Here he felt that this was his calling to being Christianity and Ireland closer together. In any case, the Scottish should get some recognition on this day as well.

Depp has done his best to stay out of the limelight, but in recent years, there wasn’t much he could do to avoid being showered with accolades. From the monstrous hit, Pirates of the Caribbean, Depp has earned three nominations. One for being a pirate, one for being an author, and one for being a demon barber. As Depp balances between quirky characters and box office hits, it is only a matter of time until the Oscar shows up at his door.

Johnny Depp Nominations
Best Actor
2003 – As Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean – Lost to Sean Penn as Jimmy Markum in Mystic River
2004 – As Sir James Mathew Barrie in Finding Neverland – Lost to Jamie Foxx as Ray Charles in Ray
2007 – As Sweeney Todd in Sweeney Todd – Lost to Daniel Day-Lewis as Daniel Plainview in There Will be Blood

2. Tom Cruise

So maybe Cocktail, Mission Impossible, and Top Gun, weren’t exactly Oscar quality, but the list of Cruise’s quality movies are endless. The Color of Money, Rain Man, Born on the Fourth of July. He is a Director’s favorite and one of the top grossing actors of all time. He has had three Oscar nominations, and no wins. As his craziness levels continue to rise, and his box office appeal begins to dwindle, Cruise might have missed out on his Golden Ticket.
Tom Cruise Nominations
Best Supporting Actor
1999 – As Frank T.J. Mackey in Magnolia – Lost to Michael Caine as Dr. Wilbur Larch in The Cider House Rules
Best Actor
1989 – As Ron Kovic in Born on the Fourth of July – Lost to Daniel Day-Lewis as Christy Brown in My Left Foot
1996 – As Jerry Maguire in Jerry Maguire – Lost to Geoffrey Rush as David Helfgott in Shine

3. Edward Norton

Norton hadn’t done much acting work before he received his first nomination. Primal Fear, in 1996, was Norton’s first major role and it led to his first major nomination. Two years later he would receive his second nod for his powerful work in American History X. Although he hasn’t been nominated since, Norton is still in the beginning stages of his career, with barely a decade under his belt, despite his established body of work.
Edward Norton Nominations
Best Supporting Actor
1996 – As Aaron Stampler in Primal Fear – Lost to Cuba Gooding Jr. as Rod Tidwell in Jerry Maguire
Best Actor
1998 – As Derek Vinyard in American History X – Lost to Roberto Benigni as Guido Orefice in Life is Beautiful.

4. Sam Rockwell

Not only has Rockwell never won an Oscar, but he has also never even been nominated. The versatile actor isn’t known by name to many, but his performances in movies like The Green Miles, Galaxy Quest, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Matchstick Men, and The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, have continually garnered the attention of critics. Rockwell’s latest movie, Moon, which is basically a one man film, has sparked petitions to get this worthy actor a nomination.
Sam Rockwell Nominations
No nominations. Should have won or at least been nominated for Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Should have been nominated this year for Moon.

5. Albert Finney

Finney is one of the finest actors on both stage and screen. He has been awarded Emmys, Golden Globes, SAG Awards, The Laurence Olivier Theatre Award, and many other prestigious prizes, but has never taken home an Oscar, despite being nominated five times. But don’t feel bad for Finney. He doesn’t seem to put much weight on the importance of awards, as he has never shown up to an Oscar Ceremony.
Albert Finney Nominations
Best Supporting Actor
2000 – As Edward L. Masry in Erin Brockovich – Lost to Benecio del Toro as Javier Rodriguez Rodriguez in Traffic
Best Actor
1963 – As Tom Jones in Tom Jones – Lost to Sidney Poitier as Homer Smith in Lilies of the Field
1974 – As Hercule Poirot in murder on the Orient Express – Lost to Art Carney as Harry Coombes in Harry and Tonto
1983 – As Sir in The Dresser – Lost to Robert Duvall as Mac Sledge in Tender Mercies
1984 – As Geoffrey Firmin in Under the Volcano – Lost to F. Murray Abraham as Antonio Salieri in Amadeus

6. Jeff Bridges

Let’s face it, the dude can act. Since 1971 when Bridges lost his first nomination to co-star Ben Johnson in The Last Picture Show, Bridges has been nominated three additional times. His role in Thunderbolt and Lightfoot was defeated in 1974 by Robert De Niro’s portrayal of the Godfather. He lost again in 1984 and 2000. Bridges has been a major player for the past four decades, and it is about time he got his due. His latest role in the movie Crazy Heart, has gathered plenty of buzz, and might finally help bridges over the Oscar hump.
Jeff Bridges Nominations
Best Supporting Actor
1971 – As Duane Jackson in The Last Picture Show – Lost to Ben Johnson as Sam the Lion in The Last Picture Show
1974 – As Lightfoot in Thunderbolt and Lightfoot – Lost to Robert DeNiro as Vito Corleone in The Godfather Part II
2000 – As President Jackson Evans in The Contender – Lost to Beniciio del Toro as Javier Rodiguez Rodriguez in Traffic
Best Actor
1984 – As Starman/Scott Hayden in Starman – Lost to F. Murray Abraham as Antonio Salieri in Amadeus

7. James Dean

There is no doubt that if James Dean would have lived longer he would have nabbed at least one Oscar award. During his short lived movie career, Dean left a lasting impression on the cinema world. He was the first actor to ever be nominated for an award after his death, for his role in East of Eden, and is still the only actor to have earned a second posthumous award, for his work in Giant. And even though the Academy has developed a soft spot for the deceased, Dean is a rebel without an award.
James Dean Nominations
Best Actor
1955 – As Carl Trask in East of Eden – Lost to Ernest Borgine as Marty Piletti in Marty
1956 – As Jett Rink in Giant – Lost to Yul Brunner as King Mongkut of Siam in The King and I

8. Leonardo Dicaprio

Dicaprio has never been in a role that didn’t deserve an Oscar nod. Yes, that is a little exaggerated, but Leo is known for taking on the difficult roles. From his first nomination in 1993 for his role as Arnie, in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Dicaprio has continually pushed his creative limits, taking on roles such as a drug addled high schooler, a runaway conman, a modern Romeo, and a vengeful New Yorker. He earned two more Oscar nods for his role in Blood Diamond and The Aviator. Still under the age of 40, Dicaprio has a long time before he has to succumb to the lifetime achievement award.
Leonardo DiCaprio Nominations
Best Supporting Actor
1993 – As Arnie Grape in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape – Lost to Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive
Best Actor
2004 – As Howard Hughes in The Aviator – Lost to Jamie Foxx as Ray Charles in Ray
2006 – As Danny Archer in Blood Diamond – Lost to Forest Whitaker as Idi Amin in The Last King of Scotland

9. Cary Grant

Bogart, Stewart, and Grant. These three icons epitomize classic film, but Grant never earned the accolades that were bestowed upon Bogart and Stewart. He was nominated twice for an Oscar, and sits on almost all top ten actors of all time lists, but he never wrapped his hands around his own gold statue until an honorary award was bestowed on him at the 1970 Academy Awards. Grant, who was a regular in the films of Alfred Hitchcock, another Oscarless icon, starred in classic films like North by Northwest, and To Catch a Thief.
Cary Grant Nominations
Best Actor
1941 – As Roger Adams in Penny Serenade – Lost to Gary Cooper as Alvin c. York in Sergeant York
1944 – As Ernie Mott in None but the Lonely Heart – Lost to Bing Crosby as Father Chuck O’Malley in Going My Way

10. Peter O’Toole

Now O’Toole did win an honorary Oscar in 2003 once the Academy realized that they have long shunned this magnificent actor, who has been waiting for his statuette since his first nomination for his role in Laurence of Arabia 47 years ago. O’Toole has been nominated 7 times since then, and helped to coin the phrase, “It’s a pleasure just to be nominated,” although you can hear the bitterness in his voice when he says it. Despite the constant and consistent snubbing by the Academy, O’Toole is no stranger to award wins. His performance in Laurence of Arabia was later recognized as the greatest performance of all time in Premiere Magazine.
Peter O’Toole Nominations
Best Actor
1962 – As T.E. Laurence in Laurence of Arabia – Lost to Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch in To Kill a Mocking Bird
1964 – As Becket in King Henry II – Lost to Rex Harrison as Professor Henry Higgins in My Fair Lady
1968 – As King Henry II in The Lion in Winter – Lost to Cliff Robertson as Charly Gordon in Charly
1969 – As Arthur Chipping in Goodbye, Mr. Chips – Lost to John Wayne as Marshal Reuben J. Cogburn in True Grit
1972 – As Jack Gurney in The Ruling Class – Lost to Marlon Brando as Don Vito Corleone in The Godfather
1980 – As Eli Cross in The Stunt Man – Lost to Robert De Niro as Jack LaMotta in Raging Bull
1982 – As Alan Swann in My Favorite Year – Lost to Ben Kingsley as Mohandas Gandhi in Gandhi
2006 – As Maurice in Venus – Lost to Forest Whitaker as Idi Amin in The Last King of Scotland

1. The Zune Logo

Look. I told you this wasn’t going to be a particularly classy list. But this might explain a whole lot about the Zune.

2. The Apple Logo Looks Like Half An Alien

Fodder for the theory that Steve Jobs is part of an alien race that brainwashes people with attractive product-packaging.

3. The Bulls Logo Looks Like An Angry Robot Reading A Book

He hates that book. And he hates you.

4. The 2012 Olympics Logo Looks Like Lisa Simpson Giving Someone A Hummer

5. The Dodge Viper Logo Looks Like Daffy Duck

But Daffy Duck does not look like the Dodge Viper logo. How do you explain that?

6. The Toyota Trucks Logo Looks Like Frank Zappa’s Mustache

7. The Pepsi Logo Looks Like An Obese Man

With, like, serious back problems.

8. The OGC Logo Looks Like A Man Playing With Himsel

A fact that in and of itself is way more interesting than the British Office of Government Commerce which it represents.

9. The TGV Logo Looks Kind Of Like A Snail

10. The Texas Longhorns Logo Looks Like A Uterus

Luckily, they can just change their name to the UT Uteruses, and it alliterates nicely.

11. The LG Logo Looks Like A Broken Pacman

12. The Institute Of Oriental Studies Logo Looks Just Terrible

13. The Computer Doctors Logo Is Really Unfortunate

14. And These Logos All Look Like Goatse

15. Finally, just a quick reminder that “lol” looks like a drowning man

Which makes the whole thing just a little bit sad.

Being a twin can either lead to wacky hijinks or completely suck. The 1988 movie “Twins”, for example, is about a pair of unlikely twins accidentally created by scientists. Arnold Schwarzenegger is smart and muscle-y and Danny DeVito is a grossout lowlife. Being the “DeVito Twin” would suck. But for a lot of celebrity siblings, that’s pretty much what they are. Here are the bottom 7 twins of celebrities.

1. Paul Diesel

That’s probably not his real name. But Vin Diesel’s brother looks like if Paul Giamatti played a gay ’70’s porn star. In other words, he looks like if Paul Giamatti played Vin Diesel.

2. Ozzie Canseco

How many times has Ozzie regretted turning down steroids? Well, Jose hit 462 home runs in his career. Ozzie hit zero. So the correct answer is 462 times.

3. Michael Kutcher

Ooff. Ashton Kutcher’s twin brother was punk’d by life.

4. Patricia Bundchen

You know what would suck? Being a fairly-attractive Brazilian broad, but having your fucking twin sister be Gisele Bundchen, the quarterback-banging supermodel. It would probably suck to be a non-twin sister of a supermodel. Now imagine that, with a slight chromosomal twist, you’d be the one who doesn’t get out of bed for less than $10,000. Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!

5. Hunter Johansson

Lots of women would probably like to look like Scarlett Johansson. I’m sure Hunter wouldn’t mind if he’d ended up looking exactly like her, with her exact career. Instead he just got those glasses

6. Leslie Hamilton

Do you think that Linda Hamilton’s identical sister cries every time she drives past the estate of James Cameron? And, if so, do you think Linda can feel it?

7. Daniel Heder

One is Napoleon Dynamite. The other is his less-successful Mormon brother. And nobody ever says, “Hey aren’t you the less-successful Mormon brother of Napoleon Dynamite?”

In what proved to be one of her lowest-grossing films ever, Barbra Streisand starred Up the Sandbox, a 1972 movie that involved, among other things, armed robbery, tribal fertility music, a terrorist plot to blow up the Statue of Liberty… and one of the ugliest movie posters ever made.

One of many posters for the 1983 movie Christine, we must say it looks like a giant vagina with teeth.

Where do we start with this one? Son of Dracula (1974) features Harry Nilsson as the Son of Dracula, and Ringo Starr as Merlin the Magician. Most of the human race had never seen it until it surfaced at YouTube some 30+ years after it was made:

“Father and son, related by blood… everybody’s blood!” How can such brilliant idea go wrong? Grave of the Vampire is a cheaply-made 70s movie, so the color is kind of washed out, and everyone in it is in desperate need of a haircut.

Our parents’ summer was so much better… they had Burt Reynolds! This 1978 movie, called Hooper, was –inspite of the poster– actually quite unique, as Burt did most of his own stunts.

How else would you make a poster for a movie about talking dolphins trying to kill the President of the United States? There wasn’t much chance for 1973 The Day of the Dolphin to avoid our list.

Here’s a new Chuck Norris fact: his 1995 movie Top Dog sucks… and its poster took about 15 minutes to be made.

On this poster for Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Spock and Kirk seem to be riding a gay rainbow to San Francisco, looking around bewildered at the gays.

The only awesome thing about this awful poster for 1980’s The Blue Lagoon? Young Brooke Shields of course.

This is what happens when you put Richard Pryor in the place of Louis Lane. We’re surprised they didn’t throw Gene Wilder somewhere in Superman 3 as well.

Awesome cast, but what’s that awful smiling sun doing in 1986 One Crazy Summer’s poster?

Ok, we get it, they were trying to make it outrageous for 1977’s movie Outrageous!, but couldn’t they come up with something better than this rotated title?

STAR WARS SOLDIER - I guess Darth Vader always has a spare of 1.000.000 clones

SPIDER MAN - He ran out of spider web

SNOW WHITE - She was dealing some white stuff

A DEVIL OR RED DAEMON - He was caught “Red Faced”

THE GOLD MAN - Lost his golden horse shoe

RONALD MCDONALD - It was about time someone arrested him

SANTA CLAUS - It is going to be a sad Christmas this year

MONKEY - Caught for monkeying around

PETER PAN - He refuses to grow up!

COW COSTUME - You could call her a cowgirl

MICKEY MOUSE – Stole from Disney company

POLAR BEAR COSTUME – A girl and her accomplice both gor arrested

A MISGUIDED POP PRINCESS – Misses the party

FAIRIES – Their arrest at Disneyland wasn’t a fairytale at all

A CLOWN – This one is classic

VINNIE THE POOH – Looks cute in the police vehicle

STORMY – Safety first, I heard that in prison you can’t call overboard

Chris Buck is an Academy-Award nominated film director known for directing Tarzan and Surf’s Up. He also worked as supervising animator on Home on the Range and Chicken Little.

Buck’s other credits at Disney include the 1995 animated feature Pocahontas, where he oversaw the animation of three central characters: Percy, Grandmother Willow and Wiggins. Buck also helped design characters for the 1989 animated blockbuster The Little Mernaid, performed experimental animation for The Rescuers Down Under and Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, and was an animator on The Fox and the Hound.

Buck helped develop several films at Hyperion Pictures and served as a directing animator on the feature Bebe’s Kids. He storyboarded director Tim Burton’s live-action featurette Frankenweenie and worked with Burton again as directing animator on the Brad Bird-directed “Family Dog” episode of Steven Spielberg’s Amazing Stories and as director of the subsequent primetime animated series.

Buck’s credits include a number of animated commercials (including some with the Keebler Elves) for such Los Angeles-based production entities as FilmFair, Kurtz & Friends, and Duck Soup.

A native of Wichita, Kansas, Buck studied character animation for two years at CalArts, where he also taught from 1988–1993.

Words may be considered inherently funny, for reasons ranging from onomatopoeia to phonosemantics. Such words have been used by a range of influential comedians, including W. C. Fields, to enhance the humor of their routines.

For example, the radio panel game I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue includes an occasional round called “Straight Face”, in which the panelists take turns saying a single word. A player is eliminated from the game if anyone in the audience laughs at their word (”even the merest titter”). The winner is the last player standing.

It is part of the mythology of actors and writers that the consonant plosives (so called because they start suddenly or “explosively”) p, b, t, d, k, and g are the funniest sounds in the English language.

According to Douglas Adams, the idea that the answer to “the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything” in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is 42 is funny because it is an “ordinary, smallish” number.[2]

In the 1996 video Caesar’s Writers, former writers for Sid Caesar’s Your Show of Shows discuss a skit in which Imogene Coca places a bet on a roulette wheel. The writers tried out several numbers before deciding “thirty-two” was the funniest number Coca could say.[3] Neil Simon, one of the writers, went on to write Laughter on the 23rd Floor, based on his experiences writing for Caesar. He claimed the 23 in the play’s title was a transposition of 32[citation needed]. Carl Reiner created the Dick Van Dyke Show based on his experiences as a writer for “Your Show of Shows.” In a first season episode, “The Curious Thing About Women,” Morey Amsterdam’s character, Buddy, explains that a package in a comedy skit they are writing should contain 32 pounds of hair, rather than 15, because “32 has always been a funnier number. I hear 32, I get hysterical!”

“Weird Al” Yankovic uses the number 27 prominently in his songs and videos because, according to him, “twenty-seven is a funny number.”[4][5]

On the DVD commentary for the British sitcom I’m Alan Partridge, its writers put forward their own theory of funny numbers, going against the more common view that smaller, specific numbers are funny and instead employing large, round numbers (e.g. “a million pounds”). Steve Coogan, creator and star of the sitcom, said in an interview: “… like the number 37. Everyone uses that as a funny number. It’s used quite a lot as a random comedy number, like ‘that’s the 37th time this has happened.’ People should use random numbers more. Like ‘fifty.’ Alan Partridge’s assistant is fifty. That was her age. And it sounded funny; I would say, ‘this is my assistant Lynn, fifty.’ “[6]

1. Megan Fox Rejects Rose Boy

2. The Best Celebrity Photobomb Ever

3. Suri Cruise Calls For Help

4. Jack Nicholson Smokes At Sea

5. K-Fed Gets Some Free Money

6. One Of Those Olsens Looking Crazy

8. Jay-Z And Beyonce Are Disgusted About Something

9. Paris Hilton Eats Face

10. Hailey Glassman And Jon Gosselin Staying Classy

11. Fergie Grabs Her Penis?

12. Michael Cera Photobomb

13. Seal And Heidi Klum Redo Their Wedding Vows

14. Obama Plays Star Wars

15. Mickey Rourke Shows Off His Moobs

16. Rihanna’s Mind Boggling Nip Slip

17. Kanye Shares A Swig With Pete Wentz

18. Britney Spears Goes Shopping At Target

19. Katie Couric Drunk Dances

20. Jude Law Beats A Photog

21. Lady Gaga Carries Around A Teacup

22. Lindsay Lohan Hangs Out With Her Sister Donatella

23. Madonna’s Arms Are So Scary

24. Shia Labeouf Wears A Bag Over His Head

25. Suri Cruise Disapproves

27. Kim Kardashian Scares Fans

28. Jack Nicholson Body Surfing

29. Kelly Clarkson Looks Like Meatloaf

30. Steven Tyler Looks Like An Old Woman

31. Mickey Rourke Gets Flashed

32. Bruno Looks Hot

33. Jack Nicholson Gets Down

34. Amy Winehouse Playing Scrabble Topless

35. Suri Cruise Goes Shopping

36. Jon Gosselin Parties In Vegas

37. Barack Obama Is An Ass Man

38. Katy Perry…?

39. Madonna Goes Swimming

40. Perez Hilton…!!!

And bonus:

Megan Fox refused rose video:

Really interesting gallery, dog’s sniffing celebrities… Great Photoshop work!